Get ready to light up your life (and your sense of humor) with our hand-poured soy wax candles! Each one is infused with ridiculously amazing scents.
These candles burn slow, smell incredible, and are made from eco-friendly soy wax, so you can feel good about pretending to be a responsible adult. Whether you're setting the mood for a self-care session or just trying to mask the smell of your third cup of coffee, these candles have got you covered – with a side of sarcasm, of course.
14oz
Burns up to 30 hour
Calm your Tits - Scent: Lemongrass & Sage
Dirty Bitch - Scent: Eucalyptus & Spearmint
Hot Flashes - Scent: Orange Blossom and Honey
Just Breathe - Scent: Peppermint Stick
Let's Get Nauti - Scent: Beachwood Vetiver
Nauti Boy - Scent: Mystic Woods
Nauti Girl - Scent: Japanese Cherry Blossom
Plymouth, MA Coordinates - Scent: Salty Sea Air or Cranberry Delight
Seas the Day - Scent: Salty Sea Air
Sexy Cougar - Scent: Sea Island Grapefruit
Single, Taken, Drunk - Japanese Cherry Blossom
What a Hot Mess - Scent: Iced Kissed Berries or Tropical Paradise
