Get ready to light up your life (and your sense of humor) with our hand-poured soy wax candles! Each one is infused with ridiculously amazing scents.
These candles burn slow, smell incredible, and are made from eco-friendly soy wax, so you can feel good about pretending to be a responsible adult. Whether you're setting the mood for a self-care session or just trying to mask the smell of your third cup of coffee, these candles have got you covered – with a side of sarcasm, of course.
14oz
Burns up to 30 hour
Attitude Problem - Calm the "F" Down
Calm your Tits - Scent: Chill Pill
Cancer...Wrong Bitch - Triumph
Drunk Me - Sleepless Nights
Favorite Child - Simply the Best
Good Ships - Happy Days Ahead
Just Breathe - Scent: Peppermint Stick
Middle Child - Who Cares
Plymouth, MA Whale - Rainy Days
Ray of Sunshine - Eff Off
Seas the Day - Scent: Salty Sea Air / Sea Grass & Sand Dunes
Sexy Cougar - Scent: Sea Island Grapefruit
We Travel not to Escape - Adventure
