Getting older isn’t for the faint of heart—or the fully functioning! This laugh-out-loud card from Paisley & Parsley is perfect for anyone who’s feeling every creak, pop, and mystery ache. Ideal for birthdays or over-the-hill celebrations, it delivers humor and honesty in equal measure.
Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who age like fine wine… and crack like old furniture
Blank inside – write your own hilarious, heartfelt, or sarcastic message
Printed on premium cardstock with crisp, bold design
Includes matching envelope – ready to deliver with a smile (and maybe an ice pack)
