A Massachusetts Christmas Card

🎄 A Massachusetts Christmas

Because the 12 Days of Christmas, but make it aggressively New England.

Introducing our oversized holiday card:

“A Massachusetts Christmas”

A hilarious local twist on the classic carol—tailored for snow lovers, sarcasm champions, iced coffee loyalists, and anyone who puts their hazards on during a blizzard and calls it “being prepared.”

Details:

• 📏 Large size: 8.5” tall x 5” wide for full festive visibility

• ✨ Blank inside so you can write your own heartfelt, chaotic, or Dunkin-fueled message
  

Perfect for:

• Massachusetts natives

• Transplants who now complain about traffic like professionals

• Holiday parties, Secret Santa, and family members who “don’t need anything”

Because in Massachusetts, Christmas isn’t just a season—it’s a sport. And we play to win. ❄️🦞