{"product_id":"slate-coaster-dumb-rock","title":"I Came to Plymouth MA and All I Saw Was a Dumb Rock - Slate Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEngraved Slate Coaster – “I Came to Plymouth Massachusetts and All I Saw Was a Dumb Rock!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot every historic landmark lives up to the hype… and this coaster proves it. Our engraved slate coaster features the hilarious phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“I Came to Plymouth Massachusetts and All I Saw Was a Dumb Rock!”\u003c\/strong\u003e—a perfect souvenir for visitors who made the pilgrimage to see the famously underwhelming (yet historically iconic) Plymouth Rock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from natural slate, each coaster has a rugged, rustic look that pairs perfectly with coastal New England vibes. The laser-engraved design creates a crisp, permanent message that won’t fade, making it a fun conversation starter whether you're enjoying a drink at home or reminiscing about your trip to Plymouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for history buffs, sarcastic travelers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this coaster makes a great gift or souvenir. It’s equal parts practical and playful—protecting your table while reminding everyone that sometimes the most famous attractions are… well… just rocks.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause let’s be honest—if you traveled all the way to Plymouth, you deserve a drink… and a coaster that tells the real story. 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Latitudes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47704597299357,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/7936\/4509\/files\/Photoroom_20260307_125409.jpg?v=1772906084","url":"https:\/\/shoplatitudes.com\/products\/slate-coaster-dumb-rock","provider":"Latitudes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}